In the great, wide world of sex toys, looks aren't everything. In fact, looks should probably take a back seat to a sex toy's price, design, and, you know, how it actually makes you feel. That said, it never hurts to add something truly gorgeous to your toy box. After all, why do you think crystal dildos, glass butt plugs, and whimsical vibrators exist?
So we decided to round up some of our favorite sex toys that are just as fun to look at as they are to use. They range from bargain-priced plugs that happen to be made from beautiful stone to total luxury items, because we like to think that beauty is everywhere.
Click through to feast your eyes on 30 of the prettiest sex toys out there. Did we overlook your favorite? Let us know in the comments.
Yes, this highly polished, 24-karat gold butt plug comes with matching cuff links. Never hide.
LELO, $2590.00, available at LELOPhoto: Courtesy of Lelo.
You can use this yoni egg for its intended purpose — or use it to upstage all of your friends' Easter decorations next spring.
Chakrubs, $65.00, available at ChakrubsPhoto: Courtesy of Chakrubs.
This oceanic vibrator's design is beautifully fluid and ergonomic for your comfort — talk about form and function.
Fun Factory, $119.95, available at The Pleasure ChestPhoto: Courtesy of Pleasure Chest.
Speaking of oceanic, this glass dildo's deep-blue color will totally transport you.
PyreXions Glass, $74.00, available at Good VibrationsPhoto: Courtesy of Good Vibrations.
This metal butt plug is topped with an iridescent gemstone, which will make any penetrative play feel a bit more magical.
Narcisse, $95.00, available at NarcissePhoto: Courtesy of Narcisse.
This minimalist vibrator looks simple, but its streamlined design actually gives it an exciting assortment of edges and surfaces to explore.
Crave, $149.00, available at CravePhoto: Courtesy of Crave.
Each pair of these hand-made, hand-polished Ben Wah balls are one-of-a-kind (and make great paperweights, too).
Luz De La Riva, $500.00, available at Enchanted Pleasures
If this dreamy vibrator reminds you of the clouds in Super Mario or the "A Whole New World" scene in Aladdin, you're not alone.
AVE, $153.10, available at AVEPhoto: Courtesy of AVE.
Not only does this cushioned wedge make certain positions way easier, it makes for a cutesy accent in any bedroom, too.
Liberator, $79.00, available at BabelandPhoto: Courtesy of Babeland.
If you've ever thought you didn't need a sapphire-studded cock ring that's inspired by the jewelry of upper-class Byzantine citizens, think again.
Esculpta, $548.00, available at Enchanted PleasuresPhoto: Courtesy of Enchanted Pleasures.
Hold the galaxy in your hand with this limited-edition, space-themed dildo.
Fucking Sculptures, $300.00, available at Fucking SculpturesPhoto: Courtesy of Fucking Sculptures.
If you wanted, you could pass this metal dildo off as a piece of modern art.
Njoy, $310.00, available at NjoyPhoto: Courtesy of NJoy.
This anal probe is perfect for beginners. And is it just us, or does it look strangely similar to an oh-so-mystical smoky quartz crystal?
Lovehoney, $11.99, available at LovehoneyPhoto: Courtesy of Lovehoney.
If you're looking for a vibrating ring to add to your partnered play, make it this sweet little pink number.
OhMiBod, $59.00, available at OhMiBodPhoto: Courtesy of Ohmibod.
Regardless of your gardening experience, this floral-themed vibrator is hard to resist.
LELO, $159.00, available at LELOPhoto: Courtesy of Lelo.
Is this a delightfully compact vibrator with super-stimulating ridges and grooves or is this simply a lovely seashell you found on the beach? Either way, it'll look right at home on your nightstand.
Iroha Vibe, $120.00, available at BabelandPhoto: Courtesy of Babeland.
Nothing like a multi-colored fan of ostrich feathers to brighten up your room — and your evening.
Good Vibrations, $10.00, available at Good VibrationsPhoto: Courtesy of Good Vibrations.
This metal dildo is another great minimal option. Its high curve adds fluidity to its already smooth design. (Oh, and it's a great choice for people into G-spot stimulation.)
Njoy, $110.00, available at Good VibrationsPhoto: Courtesy of NJoy.
Although the original NEA was no slouch, the second iteration of this popular massager comes in obsidian black with gold floral etchings, perfect for the Baroque goth in all of us.
LELO, $99.00, available at LELOPhoto: Courtesy of Lelo.
Let's be real — your pelvic floor needs working out, just like the rest of your body. So why not tackle your kegels with a kit that happens to come in millennial pink?
Stress No More, $37.46, available at Stress No MorePhoto: Courtesy of Stress No More.
We feel noticeably chiller just looking at this snow-white jade dildo, so imagine what it's like to use it.
Chakrubs, $169.00, available at ChakrubsPhoto: Courtesy of Chakrubs.
These aptly named pleasure pearls are prettier (and more useful) than any earrings we've ever gotten.
CalExotics, $11.95, available at PinkCherryPhoto: Courtesy of PinkCherry.
This gorgeous dildo is touted by the brand as "candy for your vagina," and between its bright pink color and ridged shaft, we can see why.
Narcisse, $68.00, available at NarcissePhoto: Courtesy of Narcisse.
This vibe doubles as jewelry. If silver isn't your taste, don't worry — it comes in gold and rose gold, too.
Crave, $69.00, available at CravePhoto: Courtesy of Crave.
This hand-poured and hand-carved stone dildo comes in an ultra-soft leather pouch — not that you'll want to hide this beaut, anyway.
Luz De La Riva, $345.00, available at Enchanted PleasuresPhoto: Courtesy of Enchanted Pleasures.
If those metal dildos were modern art, we're going to go ahead and say that this massager could be mistaken for an abstract sculpture.
Doc Johnson, $141.78, available at Doc JohnsonPhoto: Courtesy of Doc Johnson.
This pocket-sized vibrator puts our favorite cocktail rings to shame.
Bijoux Indiscrets, $60.00, available at Bijoux IndiscretsPhoto: Courtesy of Bijoux Indiscrets.
This polished wood dildo is like the vacation home of sex toys — a little more rustic than your go-to, but so charming that you don't care.
NobEssence, $146.00, available at SheVibePhoto: Courtesy of Nobessence.
With its removable bullet massager and harness-friendly design, this ice-blue dildo can do almost anything (and look good while doing it).
Tantus, $45.00, available at SheVibePhoto: Courtesy of SheVibe.
As if a sleek glass butt plug isn't pretty enough, this one comes with a genuine fox tail — just make sure you're caring for it so it stays that pretty.
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